The week began with rain and ended last night with fire. (I can't believe it's only Thursday morning.)
I rose early Monday morning to prep for my first-ever round of golf. It was Colfax on the Hill's annual golf tournament and I was part of a four-person team: Scott & Malissa from Hooked and Don from Phase 5. We were a Bluebird District team with some talent (Malissa) and no talent (me).
The extremely talented weather people on the early morning news assured us that rain would not fall until after noon. Persuaded by their history of accuracy (ha ha) I stupidly left for City Park golf course without a coat. When we arrived at the course, we were greeted with free drink tickets and directions to our golf carts. After securing our morning beers, bloody marys and vodka drinks, we set off for the first hole.
Moments after arriving as said first hole, the skies opened and spewed blistering rain. Brrr. Thank god for beer. We soldiered on, drinking, laughing, and at times, golfing. It kept raining. And raining. Just as our spirits started to ebb, we came across the Dewer's stand at hole 5. Oh gods, rain blessings on Amy & the good people of Dewers. Even though it was 9:00 in the morning, nothing sounded better than 12 year old scotch on the rocks. In addition to the warming booze, Amy plied us with free hats to keep our heads warm, cigar clippers for our cigars and playing cards.
Imbued with the glow of scotch we continued our most excellent play. By the time we started the "back 9" the sun was shiny and the mud was almost slick enough for "doing donuts" in the golf carts.
Golf, I have decided, is fun. Especially if it's soaked with scotch, pinot grigio, beer and bloody mary's.
After golf, we went to Charlie's for the after party. I scored 5 wins in the raffle, including my coveted Grey Goose golf towel. Very snazzy.
Tuesday was a productive day. I was supposed to go to the Uptown Sampler, but I was beat from the golf and actually had paying work to do. So, I was a good girl for once and got my homework done.
Wednesday was another productive and good day.
Wednesday night was another story.
It started simply enough. Quin and I prepped our bikes and rode to the first Capitol Hill United Neighborhoods (CHUN) wine tasting, an event designed to raise money to restore the Historic Tears-McFarland House adjacent to Cheeseman Park. We arrived, adjusted our helmet hair and made a beeline to the first tasting room. Had a lovely Malbec to start and then filled up our plates with food. It's a wine tasting, and you must fortify!! After sipping a few more reds, we ran into my golf team - Scott, Malissa & Don. After a few more "tastes" of red, we moved on to the room with the whites and the silent auction items. As a good CHUN Board member, I immediately set about raising the prices on items I thought looked cool. More chatting and sipping. More food. More price-raising.
Soon, the silent auction was over. I scored. I won't name all the goodies ('cause most are gifts), but one in particular came in a large basket with lots of tissue paper. After paying for my winnings, I realized that I had ridden my bike to the event. Luckily, I was with Quin, who is the master of carrying things on his bike.
We returned to the red wine room, accompanied by Scott & Malissa. There, Quin set about prepping the large basket for travel. I kept "tasting" wine. Suddenly, the center of the table burst into flame. I quickly grabbed the flaming tissue paper and held it aloft, trying to keep it from igniting anything else. Quin, a much quicker thinker than I, grabbed the massively flaming tissue paper and threw it on the ground and swatted it out with another bag of my winnings.
Huge charred pieces of burnt tissue paper fell from the sky onto me, Scott & Malissa. Luckily, neither the floor nor the carpet was worse for the wear and I didn't get badly burned. Oh, and we didn't burn down the historic house we were there to raise money to renovate.
Unbelievable accident that I, of course, brushed off with humor. But, it really could have been tragic. Thank God for small miracles and Quin's quick thinking.
Yes, I know, I will never live this down. Much to my chagrin, tonight's activity is the monthly CHUN Board meeting. Hopefully none of them saw the flames......
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